The patio that disappears into its own glass after dark
Before you buy a pergola, move the table.
Every change below is put into the plan and the whole model is run again. That is why a pergola's winter cost shows up here without anybody having written it down, and why the cheapest thing that works is allowed to win.
Reading at
11:00 PM·September
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Where it stands now
Unanswered
Sit outside after dark
We cannot say yet whether Outdoor sofa works for sitting out after dark, because privacy exposure is still unanswered.
What it feels like is2.0°F under— 51.6°F against at least 53.6°F
Radiant heat held by paving is what makes an evening terrace work at all.
Still unanswered:Privacy exposure
Confidence low (33%). Treat this as a starting hypothesis, not an answer.
What this answer was built from
Use
Sit outside after dark
Place
Outdoor sofa
Weather
Temperate maritime, mild, grey, damp (scenario shape), scenario (from a published source)
Method
Traced geometry and radiation at this hour, measured against what this use needs
The smallest thing that helps
A second seat 19.7 ft south
A second seat 19.7 ft south fixes what it feels like.
+7 pointsmove it
Ranked by what solves the actual limit with the least effort, not by the biggest number.
Not offered, and why
Glare is not what is limiting this seat, so turning it changes very little.
No observer is marked, so there is no sightline to interrupt yet.
No observer is marked to screen from.
Wind is not the limiting factor at this spot, so a windbreak solves a problem you do not have.
Nothing overhead here to hang a curtain from yet.
Nothing here is low enough for a step up to see over.
Nothing here has usable space underneath it.
The sun is not up at this hour, so there is nothing to stand in front of.
There is no sun to shade at this hour.
No mature canopy here to work on.
There is no boundary here to build on.
No observer is marked to screen from.
No observer is marked to screen from.
No observer is marked to screen from.
Wind is not what is limiting this spot.
Wind is not what is limiting this spot.
Wind is not what is limiting this spot.
Wind is not what is limiting this spot.
Nothing here is relying on a deciduous canopy, so there is no winter gap to fill.
This point is a place for people, not a place for a plant.
20 changes, tested at 23:00 in September
One at a time, so you can tell what caused what
Move itYou can undo it
A second seat 19.7 ft south
+790 → 97
A second seat 19.7 ft south fixes what it feels like.
Put two chairs 19.7 feet to the south and leave the main table where it is. The point is not to fix this spot but to stop needing it at the hour it does not work.
Solves what it feels like
+0 hours of usable time on this day.
It does not meaningfully change the beam in either season.
Move itYou can undo it
Move the table 8.2 ft south-east
+490 → 94
Move the table 8.2 ft south-east improves things by 4 points without solving any single limit outright.
Slide the seating about 8.2 feet toward the south-east and change nothing else.
Leaves what it feels like
+0 hours of usable time on this day.
It does not meaningfully change the beam in either season.
Move itYou can undo it
Change Bright wall lantern to a warmer lamp
+090 → 90
Change Bright wall lantern to a warmer lamp does not move this in any way worth the effort.
Swap Bright wall lantern for a 2200 kelvin lamp of the same output. Blue-weighted light scatters more in the air, spills further into the garden and reads as harsher at the same brightness. Nothing structural changes; it is a lamp.
Leaves what it feels like
+0 hours of usable time on this day.
It does not meaningfully change the beam in either season.
An afternoonYou can undo it
Shield Kitchen through glass
+090 → 90
Shield Kitchen through glass does not move this in any way worth the effort.
Fit a full cut-off shield to Kitchen through glass so the output goes down rather than sideways. The light on the table barely changes; the light on the neighbour's wall mostly stops.
Leaves what it feels like
+0 hours of usable time on this day.
It does not meaningfully change the beam in either season.
An afternoonYou can undo it
Two low shielded lights instead of one high one
+090 → 90
Two low shielded lights instead of one high one does not move this in any way worth the effort.
Add a pair of shielded 200 lumen fixtures at knee height near the seating, so the useful light is where people are rather than thrown across the garden.
Leaves what it feels like
It does not meaningfully change the beam in either season.
An afternoonYou can undo it
Remove Kitchen through glass and mark the route instead
+090 → 90
Remove Kitchen through glass and mark the route instead does not move this in any way worth the effort.
Take out Kitchen through glass and put low shielded markers along the route in from the house. Being the brightest thing in a dark garden is the same as being on a stage, and the light that makes the step safe does not have to be the light you sit in.
Leaves what it feels like
It does not meaningfully change the beam in either season.
A projectYou can undo it
Raise the bed 1.3 ft
+390 → 93
Raise the bed 1.3 ft improves things by 3 points without solving any single limit outright.
Build the bed up about 1.3 feet with free-draining material. Roots sitting in water kill more plants than the wrong hardiness zone does, and lifting the root zone out of it is cheaper and far more reliable than trying to make the ground below drain.
Leaves what it feels like
It does not meaningfully change the beam in either season.
A buildPermanent
A paler paving
+090 → 90
A paler paving does not move this in any way worth the effort.
Replace Dark wet patio with a paler paving of similar mass. The surface itself runs cooler underfoot; the trade is that more light bounces back up at a seated person.
Leaves what it feels like
It does not meaningfully change the beam in either season.
A buildPermanent
Relay it as a permeable surface
+090 → 90
Relay it as a permeable surface does not move this in any way worth the effort.
Relay Dark wet patio as permeable paving or resin-bound gravel over an open sub-base. Water goes down instead of sideways, so the spot dries hours earlier after rain and stops holding the film that makes it slippery and green.
Leaves what it feels like
It does not meaningfully change the beam in either season.
A buildPermanent
A ventilated timber deck instead
+090 → 90
A ventilated timber deck instead does not move this in any way worth the effort.
Replace Dark wet patio with a ventilated timber deck. Heavy paving charges all afternoon and radiates back until well after dark, which is why an evening terrace can feel hotter than the air. A light deck over an air gap is done within the hour.
Leaves what it feels like
It does not meaningfully change the beam in either season.
A buildPermanent
Take up the paving and plant it
+090 → 90
Take up the paving and plant it does not move this in any way worth the effort.
Lift Dark wet patio and plant it. Nothing else on this list moves surface temperature as far: paving in full sun sits twenty degrees or more above the air, while planted ground transpires and typically sits at or below it. It is also the only change here that gets better rather than worse over ten years.
Leaves what it feels like
It does not meaningfully change the beam in either season.
A projectPermanentYears to work
A deciduous tree 23 ft west of the seat
−690 → 84
A deciduous tree 23 ft west of the seat does not move this in any way worth the effort.
A medium deciduous tree planted 23 feet to the west, grown to about 26 feet, with a crown roughly 19.7 feet across.
Leaves what it feels like
It does not meaningfully change the beam in either season.
A buildPermanent
Horizontal fins above the opening
−490 → 86
Horizontal fins above the opening does not move this in any way worth the effort.
A run of fixed horizontal fins projecting about 2.3 feet from House, set above head height. Geometry does the work: high summer sun is cut, low winter sun passes under, and the view out is barely touched.
Leaves what it feels like
It does not meaningfully change the beam in either season.
A projectYou can undo itYears to work
A deciduous climber on tensioned wires
−1290 → 78
A deciduous climber on tensioned wires does not move this in any way worth the effort.
Wires strung about 8.5 feet above the seating with a vigorous deciduous climber trained across them. In leaf it shades like a light pergola; bare, it gives back most of the winter sun a solid roof would have kept.
Leaves what it feels like
It does not meaningfully change the beam in either season.
An afternoonYou can undo it
A 9.8 ft umbrella
−2190 → 69
A 9.8 ft umbrella does not move this in any way worth the effort.
A 9.8 feet canopy at about 7.5 feet, set square over the table.
Leaves what it feels like
It does not meaningfully change the beam in either season.
A projectYou can undo it
A shade sail over the seating
−2190 → 69
A shade sail over the seating does not move this in any way worth the effort.
A sail about 16.4 feet by 13.1 feet, set at about 9.2 feet and angled to shed water.
Leaves what it feels like
It does not meaningfully change the beam in either season.
A buildPermanent
An adjustable louvred roof
−1790 → 73
An adjustable louvred roof does not move this in any way worth the effort.
A louvred roof about 13.1 feet square at 8.5 feet, blades running north and closable.
Leaves what it feels like
It does not meaningfully change the beam in either season.
A projectPermanent
A 8.2 ft awning
−2290 → 68
A 8.2 ft awning does not move this in any way worth the effort.
A folding-arm awning projecting 8.2 feet from the house wall at about 8.5 feet, retracted out of season.
Leaves what it feels like
It does not meaningfully change the beam in either season.
A buildPermanent
A solid canopy over the seating
−1890 → 72
A solid canopy over the seating does not move this in any way worth the effort.
A solid roof about 11.2 feet above the seating, 13.1 feet by 11.5 feet, guttered on the low edge. Unlike fabric it works in rain, and unlike a pergola it takes the winter light too.
Leaves what it feels like
It does not meaningfully change the beam in either season.
A buildPermanent
A pergola with open slats
−1890 → 72
A pergola with open slats does not move this in any way worth the effort.
A pergola about 13.1 feet square at 8.5 feet with open slats, slats running roughly north.
Leaves what it feels like
It does not meaningfully change the beam in either season.