The hot tub that feels like a stage
Do not let one good July afternoon approve a permanent object.
This is the annual vote. The same proposed screen, awning, pergola, move or planting change is held fixed while the engine re-runs the property in winter, spring, summer and autumn.
The hour is intentionally held constant. This isolates seasonal geometry instead of letting a different clock time flatter the proposal.
The year, in one line
Everything below is about a change. Before that, it is worth knowing what the place already does — the hours it is open, month by month, on one page you can put on a fridge.
Before a permanent change gets to win
Make January, April, July and October vote on it.
These are the exact same proposed objects re-run through the engine in four seasons. A summer fix that steals winter sun cannot hide inside one July afternoon.
| Change | Jan | Apr | Jul | Oct | Seasons it helps | Year verdict |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Two 8 ft 2 in parasols instead of one The status improves in 2 of 4 seasons and does not get worse in the rest. | Works No → Works | Works Works → Works | Works Tight → Works | Works Works → Works | 2 of 4 | seasonal |
| A second seat 19 ft 8 in north-east The status does not move in any sampled season. | No No → No | Works Works → Works | Tight Tight → Tight | Works Works → Works | 0 of 4 | weak |
| A 9 ft 10 in umbrella The status does not move in any sampled season. | No No → No | Works Works → Works | Tight Tight → Tight | Works Works → Works | 0 of 4 | weak |
| Move the table 6 ft 7 in north-east The status does not move in any sampled season. | No No → No | Works Works → Works | Tight Tight → Tight | Works Works → Works | 0 of 4 | weak |
| Change The floodlight to a warmer lamp The status does not move in any sampled season. | No No → No | Works Works → Works | Tight Tight → Tight | Works Works → Works | 0 of 4 | weak |
| Shield The floodlight The status does not move in any sampled season. | No No → No | Works Works → Works | Tight Tight → Tight | Works Works → Works | 0 of 4 | weak |
What changes by season
January: No → Works; after the change the controlling issue is what it feels like; direct-sun reading +0.
April: Works → Works; no controlling failure remains; direct-sun reading -9.
July: Tight → Works; after the change the controlling issue is what it feels like; direct-sun reading -94.
October: Works → Works; no controlling failure remains; direct-sun reading +0.
January: No → No; after the change the controlling issue is light after dark; direct-sun reading +0.
April: Works → Works; no controlling failure remains; direct-sun reading +90.
July: Tight → Tight; after the change the controlling issue is what it feels like; direct-sun reading +0.
October: Works → Works; no controlling failure remains; direct-sun reading +0.
January: No → No; after the change the controlling issue is light after dark; direct-sun reading +0.
April: Works → Works; no controlling failure remains; direct-sun reading -9.
July: Tight → Tight; after the change the controlling issue is what it feels like; direct-sun reading -93.
October: Works → Works; no controlling failure remains; direct-sun reading -9.
January: No → No; after the change the controlling issue is light after dark; direct-sun reading +0.
April: Works → Works; no controlling failure remains; direct-sun reading +0.
July: Tight → Tight; after the change the controlling issue is what it feels like; direct-sun reading +0.
October: Works → Works; no controlling failure remains; direct-sun reading +0.
January: No → No; after the change the controlling issue is light after dark; direct-sun reading +0.
April: Works → Works; no controlling failure remains; direct-sun reading +0.
July: Tight → Tight; after the change the controlling issue is what it feels like; direct-sun reading +0.
October: Works → Works; no controlling failure remains; direct-sun reading +0.
January: No → No; after the change the controlling issue is light after dark; direct-sun reading +0.
April: Works → Works; no controlling failure remains; direct-sun reading +0.
July: Tight → Tight; after the change the controlling issue is what it feels like; direct-sun reading +0.
October: Works → Works; no controlling failure remains; direct-sun reading +0.
The same change, four times a year
Two 8 ft 2 in parasols instead of one, drawn at 5:00 PM on the four days the vote reads. The top row is the place as it is; the bottom row has the change in it.
The drawings, in a table
| Day | Sun | As it is | With the change | Hours |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15 January | Down | No | Works | Not claimed |
| 15 April | 30° up, W | Works | Works | Not claimed |
| 15 July | 39° up, W | Tight | Works | Not claimed |
| 15 October | 14° up, SW | Works | Works | Not claimed |
The year as it is
- Works
- Tight
- No
- Unanswered
Rings run from 5 pm at the centre to 11 pm at the edge. Schematic: A shape of the facts, not a picture of a particular date or a measured outline. Each month is its 15th, not a promise about the other days.
In the tub is open for the hot tub after dark 7:00 PM to 8:00 PM, March to September. Shut October to February.
- October to February: shut for the hot tub after dark. Light after dark is what stops it.
- March to September: open 7:00 PM to 8:00 PM. Light after dark is what closes it.
The shut months are shut for one reason: light after dark. That is the thing to change if you want the season longer, and it is a different job from making the open months better.
The same year as a table
| Month | Open | Usable hours | What decides it |
|---|---|---|---|
| January 15 | shut | — | Light after dark stops it |
| February 15 | shut | — | Light after dark stops it |
| March 15 | 7:00 PM–8:00 PM | 1 h | Light after dark closes it |
| April 15 | 7:00 PM–8:00 PM | 1 h | Light after dark closes it |
| May 15 | 7:00 PM–9:00 PM | 2 h | Light after dark closes it |
| June 15 | 7:00 PM–9:00 PM | 2 h | Light after dark closes it |
| July 15 | 7:00 PM–9:00 PM | 2 h | Light after dark closes it |
| August 15 | 7:00 PM–9:00 PM | 2 h | Light after dark closes it |
| September 15 | 7:00 PM–8:00 PM | 1 h | Light after dark closes it |
| October 15 | shut | — | Light after dark stops it |
| November 15 | shut | — | Light after dark stops it |
| December 15 | shut | — | Light after dark stops it |
The year with two 8 ft 2 in parasols instead of one
- Works
- Tight
- No
- Unanswered
Rings run from 5 pm at the centre to 11 pm at the edge. Schematic: A shape of the facts, not a picture of a particular date or a measured outline. Each month is its 15th, not a promise about the other days.
In the tub is open for the hot tub after dark 7:00 PM to 11:00 PM, every month of the year.
- All year: open 7:00 PM to 11:00 PM.
The same year as a table
| Month | Open | Usable hours | What decides it |
|---|---|---|---|
| January 15 | 7:00 PM–11:00 PM | 4 h | |
| February 15 | 7:00 PM–11:00 PM | 4 h | |
| March 15 | 7:00 PM–11:00 PM | 4 h | |
| April 15 | 7:00 PM–11:00 PM | 4 h | |
| May 15 | 7:00 PM–11:00 PM | 4 h | |
| June 15 | 7:00 PM–11:00 PM | 4 h | |
| July 15 | 7:00 PM–11:00 PM | 4 h | |
| August 15 | 7:00 PM–11:00 PM | 4 h | |
| September 15 | 7:00 PM–11:00 PM | 4 h | |
| October 15 | 7:00 PM–11:00 PM | 4 h | |
| November 15 | 7:00 PM–11:00 PM | 4 h | |
| December 15 | 7:00 PM–11:00 PM | 4 h |
Annual shortlist
6 exact proposals re-testedTwo 8 ft 2 in parasols instead of one
seasonalThe status improves in 2 of 4 seasons and does not get worse in the rest.
January: No → Works · April: Works → Works · July: Tight → Works · October: Works → Works
A second seat 19 ft 8 in north-east
weakThe status does not move in any sampled season.
January: No → No · April: Works → Works · July: Tight → Tight · October: Works → Works
A 9 ft 10 in umbrella
weakThe status does not move in any sampled season.
January: No → No · April: Works → Works · July: Tight → Tight · October: Works → Works
Move the table 6 ft 7 in north-east
weakThe status does not move in any sampled season.
January: No → No · April: Works → Works · July: Tight → Tight · October: Works → Works
Change The floodlight to a warmer lamp
weakThe status does not move in any sampled season.
January: No → No · April: Works → Works · July: Tight → Tight · October: Works → Works
Shield The floodlight
weakThe status does not move in any sampled season.
January: No → No · April: Works → Works · July: Tight → Tight · October: Works → Works